I saw him standing outside a strip club wearing fishnets, a thong, a bustiere, "f*ck me pumps", and a redhead wig. He was putting on bright fuschia lipstick....or maybe it was lip gloss over his lipstick...I'm not sure. He really didn't make a very pretty woman, but I'm not gonna tell him that.
The man is working for tips!!! I say we do an official gathering at the club and watch his performance over some really crappy, overpriced beer. Whatdya say?!