Body Mount Chop help

Ok, so now I need a body mount chop. All my tools are in storage from my separation, and I am broke (especially after the tires). 

Here are the things I charge for offered in trade:

* Tech Support/Computer help. Mac or PC

* Mac/PC software

* Health and Nutrition consulting. Include physical fitness as well as nutritional intake. I have been doing this for over 10 years. I have some clients and some come and go depending upon how serious they are. When I am not working for my fulltime job (wireless engineer) I am attending events and seminars around the US. I myself am a Raw Vegan and have never felt better. 

So if anyone is interested in a trade, I would appreciate it.

Thanks all,

Rob